Did you smile

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple!

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
AMY : I did once. He forgot to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.
...............What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend : Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Student : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Student : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the
.................sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.

Waiter : Would you like your coffee black?
Customer : What other colors do you have?

Teacher : George Washington not only chopped down his father's
..................Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know
..................why his father didn't punish him?
Student : Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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Did you SMILE today ?